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So trau­ma­tised was Tina at Tommy lea leav­ing, she started throw­ing her her­self at Peter. If it looked as if she wa was scrap­ing the bot­tom of the bar bar­rel with Tommy – mono­syl­labic, bor bor­ing, poor – in choos­ing Peter she had gone well and truly un­der the bar­rel. Bigamist, al­co­holic, smo smoker, failed bookie – if you signed up f for a Dis­as­ter Zone, you couldn’t com come off worse.

F Frus­trated by Peter’s hot and cold at­tit at­ti­tude, on Mon­day Tina pays him a visit, vis but un­ex­pect­edly finds Carla at th the flat, as the pair have been idli in­dulging in i some af­ter­noon nookie (please, no de­tails). Mak­ing her ex­cuses, she goes to the Rovers where she once more has to face the pair, who have gone for a post- coital drink (doubt­less Peter man­aged to fit in a smoke af­ter­wards, too). In a bid to make Peter jeal­ous, on Wed­nes­day she throws her­self at Rob and ends up kiss­ing him in the Rovers’ back yard (left).

She’s not fussy, is she? In fact, she’s so suc­cess­ful at throw­ing her­self at blokes, she could re-mar­ket her­self as a hu­man javelin and make a for­tune. When Carla catches the cou­ple, she wastes no time in telling Peter, who on Fri­day tells Tina that he knows about the kiss.

Kylie has turned to drink since her breakup, and, nurs­ing a hangover on Mon­day, lashes out at Gail. How much more can Gail take be­fore she is pushed right over the edge? On Fri­day, Kylie goes on an­other ben­der and is asked to leave Max’s na­tiv­ity. I reckon once she sees that gold, frank­in­cense and myrrh, the klep­to­ma­niac in her will be un­leashed with a vengeance. Or she might just kick the don­key. Who knows. It’s dif­fi­cult to tell these days.

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