I’m not sure Tolstoy came up with family relationships as complicated as Hollyoaks ks manages. Still, at least he e had the entire country of Russia for people to mess up p in, instead of a hundred-yard rd stretch of Liverpool.
On Thursday, Freddie is under pressure to retain his is silence, and Lindsay is gutted when she receives a callous text from a loved one (the producer, telling her she’s sacked? Nothing would surprise me these days).
And then, those famous words of every week – the McQueens are ‘rocked’ by a ‘surprise return’ on Friday (above). I swear that not even the brave astronauts of Apollo 13 underwent as many shock revelations as this lot.