Another year over. A year in which EastEnders’ Phil Mitchell’s liver gave up, Corrie’s Mary turned out to be a mother (I feel a song – Mary’s Boy Child) and Emmerdale’s Ashley became the victim of the cruelties of dementia.
At the end of 2016 the stork, Cupid and the Grim Reaper were as firm bedfellows as ever. So, what can we expect in 2017? My predictions are (1) Corrie’s Rovers will change hands, once Michelle discovers the identity of Leanne’s baby daddy (please, please make Mary landlady); (2) Nobody will smile in EastEnders; (3) Emmerdale’s Cain and Charity will get back together, break up, get back together (you get my drift).
Who’ll have the worst New Year hangover? Will it be a happy-ever-after for EastEnders’ Jack and Ronnie (hahaha – fat chance)? Will Emmerdale’s florists increase their takings (again)? Happy/Unhappy New Year to them all.