IT’S NEW YEAR! HOT TOTTIES ALL ROUND!
The only upside of Anna’s accident is that she hasn’t been able to engage in her usual habit of FFF (Force Feeding Faye). How that poor girl gets to open her mouth to speak, given Anna’s obsession with filling it, is a miracle of science. This week, Anna has another accident, and coming to her aid is her arch-nemesis, Phelan (pictured). Huge respect for Connor McIntyre, who plays this villain; the character was clearly brought in as a small part, and this brilliant actor has put his feet not so much under the table as below the floorboards (in real life, he’s also a very talented artist, by the way – check him out).
Now, to the question that’s been troubling me for so long... Will Robert ever have sex again? Has there ever been such a hunky guy in the history of soap who has gone without for so long? When Steph’s friend Peggy arrives, she is instantly smitten, but guess what? When she arrives for their date, Robert confesses he’s in love with someone else. I’m not buying this sudden enthusiasm he has for Michelle, as it came out of nowhere, and it’s obvious the story-liners had to come up with a new love interest for her following the inevitable fallout that will occur when she discovers Steve impregnated Leanne. Come on, Robert! Get yer kit off!