THINGS ARE HOTTING UP
What’s with the closet pyromaniacs? First Kerry torches Cain’s caravan (pictured) – but is there anyone inside? Then Chas’s date with Paddy goes disastrously wrong when her top catches fire. My only question is: does this mean we’re about to be treated to a truckload of hunky firemen? One can but dream.
Kerry, who’s been drunk for a week, later passes out near a footbridge. Will anyone make it to her in time, or will hypothermia get the better of her? Anything to shut her up, I say.
On a more upbeat note, is there hope for Cain when he tells Moira he wants her back? Are you insane, man?