IT’S JUST NOT CRICKET
There have always been issues over the village’s cricket pavilion – not least why cricket is hardly ever played there because the locals are too busy using it as a sex hub. So, when Josh and Jamie turn up to rile Eric (pictured), from where does he manage to find a cricket bat to defend himself? One thing is certain: it won’t be missed at the pavilion.
Poor Rhona could have done with a bat on her wedding night, but will she come clean about why the honeymoon period is over before... well, the honeymoon? Frightened and paranoid about being back in her home, she takes to wrecking it, along with her wedding presents.