The Irish Mail on Sunday - 2017-04-02

• GARDA CHIEF’S 646 WORDS TO SAVE HER SKIN
• Get a flatter tummy in just 6 weeks
• Ross: I won’t be bullied by ‘orchestrat­ed’ wildcat strike
• Tragic pensioner struck by train while trying to rescue her dog from tracks
• Having her cake and heating it! Mary gives in to blowtorch craze
• Fast food goes Formula One and other April Fools
• Extracts from the statement from Senior Garda Management:
• Charity chief ’s vulgar outburst offends workers
• Egg shrinkflat­ion means we’ll be shelling out more
• ‘Lessons in how to brush our teeth are insulting for us’
• Ireland ‘can’t afford’ to honour UN convention
• Our shameful treatment of Syrian refugees
• €166 to fund bed and board at Mosney centre
• Vogue’s very public displays of affection
• Average drinker’s 150 wine bottles a year
• Politics is bad for our Health says top doctor
• ‘Save border health projects from Brexit’
• The house that Jackie loves and is now trying to get back
• SHAME ON YOUTUBE
• ‘ME? HOLDING UP BANKS AT AGE 84? WHAT A BLAST…’
• Westminste­r killer ‘was radicalise­d in last year’
• McGregor takes a pasting on plan for supercars
• ‘Feed poor people instead!’ Facebook users tell McGregor
• Living under f light path roar ‘may cause diabetes’
• Out and about
• Credit union chiefs and family win cars and cash (and it’s all in the rules)
• That’s how much house costs rose by as numbers slump again
• This is the New Politics: talk a lot and do nothing
• SMOKES & DAGGERS
• The corrosive cycle of our Garda crises
• Grumpy old men will be the ruin of all of us
• We must help our teenagers to overcome their anguish
• Hoaxes, tricks and sleights – it’s an April fool’s paradise
• No sign of mechanical failure found on R116
• Natty Pope sells his soles
• THE BOYBAND RICHER THAN THE BEATLES
• LIAM PAYNE: THE SENSIBLE ONE
• NIALL HORAN: THE WHOLESOME ONE
• ZAYN MALIK: THE BROODING ONE
• LOUIS TOMLINSON: THE WILD ONE
• AND HERE’S HOW THEY DID IT...
• DOMINO EFFECT
• The girl whose amazing frizz proves there is such a thing as Uncombable Hair Syndrome
• Tax haven Ireland claims ‘wholly inaccurate’
• Severed arm and suicide note ‘link to buried rapist’
• MY BROTHER, THE BOY WHO WAS WASHED AWAY
• WEEK 1 Kick-start with a short fast
• WEEK 2 Start those healthy habits that last
• Make your own probiotic face mask
• WEEK 3 Learn to love those beneficial bugs
• WEEK 5 Find some balance
• ROARING BACK
• DRIVEN ON BY PRIDE
• Stylish Leinster claim victory as Wasps are left to Roux blunder
• ZAHA BLOWS IT WIDE OPEN
• It’ll be a fight to the finish warns Conte
• Masterful Marco gives Hull hope of a miracle escape
• Klopp: Too soon for songs!
• Koeman’s pride is misplaced after his side’s shoddy display
• Shakespear­e joins elite with Leicester on a roll
• Arter fluffs penalty chance as Bournemout­h miss out on win
• JOSE VAN GAAL!
• Mourinho savages misfiring forwards
• WE’VE FALLEN BEHIND
• Back-up options are too raw to win over O’Neill’s trust just yet
• New Boro boss relishes the challenge
• He had the face of an angel but he was a warrior ... and all he cared about was football
• Bravery is at the core of Egan’s sporting DNA
• FAI strike a Balance as Umbro kit deal comes to an close
• O’NEILL IDEAL MATCH FOR KOEMAN
• Rory has one course left to MASTER
• Harrington certain Rory can handle pressure
• Solid Spieth should have no problem going back to the scene of his major meltdown
• THE BIG THREATS TO McILROY’S MASTERS AMBITIONS IN 2017
• MAYO ARE CRIPPLED BY A MAJOR FLAW... THEIR LACK OF BELIEF
• BEWARE THE CURSE OF FOOTBALLER OF YEAR AWARD
• Aidan strictly dedicated ... as usual
• GAA in North fears isolation will be real cost of Brexit
• DAVY FITZGERALD GIVES BACKING TO HURLING REVOLUTION
• An instant return
• Today’s NHL PREVIEWS
• I’d hate to be a forward in this modern mash-up
• Relegation could set the Dubs back years
• MICHEAL CLIFFORD ON THE GAA’S SELF-DEFEATING SILENCE
• Irish rugby shoots itself in the foot by letting Ryan go
• An expanded top-tier is no real solution
• The miracle of FOINAVON
• Blackadder delighted as bruised Bath bounce back
• Can Highland Lodge be next emotional Aintree story?
• Dubs’ Triumphal March must stir rivals
• SPELT SOURDOUGH
• All-In-One Roast Chicken
• Turmeric Spiced Kedgeree
• Superfood Sunshine Salad
• Mixed Berry Gluten-Free Crumble
• CRYPTIC CLUES
• How surreal, SCARLETT
• Word play and family secrets
• VW’s new Beetle is simply super
• Huawei has a new Mate for you
• Having a roller coaster of a time in Philadelph­ia
• New look, new album for Imelda
• The highs and lows of brotherly love
• SECOND SCREEN
• THIS WEEK’S CD RELEASES
• MY FAMILY AND OTHER scandals
• A FLEXIBLE FRIEND THAT’S AZURE THING
• Cruising’s cutting edge
• Travel TREATS
• I’ve been to heaven
• Denmark’s divine – but do avoid their unholy seaweed wine!
• Grand hotel that makes Trump Tower seem drab
• Nothing in Sicily is fast – except for the volcano!
• Paying too much to your bank? A simple switch is as easy as ABC…
• GO FOR LOW MORTGAGE RATES, NOT GIMMICKS
• Quotes OF THE WEEK

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