Something for the weekend: Play Oxegen I Spy!
Award yourself 10 points for spotting each of the following over the weekend: There will always be at least one eejit who brings a tricolour to Punchestown to throw it onstage in the bizarre belief that Brandon Flowers or one of the Kings of Leon will pick it up and start an “olé-olé-olé” chant. walking around looking important while clutching the biggest Maglite you’ll ever see and a bunch of keys. Conversation over the weekend will comprise solely of “one-two, one-two, one-two”. Will be wearing a faded Féile ’90 T-shirt (those Fruit of the Loom tees are hard-wearing yokes) and mumbling that Lady Gaga is not as good as Wendy James. Hard-working, diligent, stressed and under-the-cosh: you really don’t think we go to these things to party, do you? He will attempt to blend in by wearing a Gant top, Wrangler jeans and New York Yankees baseball cap. Will turn any casual conversation around to drugs within 30 seconds.
Join Pete Doherty at Oxegen and play I Spy!