Some­thing for the week­end: Play Ox­e­gen I Spy!

The Irish Times - Friday - The Ticket - - Oxegen 2009 -

Award your­self 10 points for spot­ting each of the fol­low­ing over the week­end: There will al­ways be at least one ee­jit who brings a tri­colour to Punchestown to throw it on­stage in the bizarre be­lief that Bran­don Flow­ers or one of the Kings of Leon will pick it up and start an “olé-olé-olé” chant. walk­ing around looking im­por­tant while clutch­ing the big­gest Maglite you’ll ever see and a bunch of keys. Con­ver­sa­tion over the week­end will com­prise solely of “one-two, one-two, one-two”. Will be wear­ing a faded Féile ’90 T-shirt (those Fruit of the Loom tees are hard-wear­ing yokes) and mum­bling that Lady Gaga is not as good as Wendy James. Hard-work­ing, dili­gent, stressed and un­der-the-cosh: you re­ally don’t think we go to th­ese things to party, do you? He will at­tempt to blend in by wear­ing a Gant top, Wran­gler jeans and New York Yan­kees base­ball cap. Will turn any ca­sual con­ver­sa­tion around to drugs within 30 sec­onds.

Join Pete Do­herty at Ox­e­gen and play I Spy!

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