Now I’ve heard everything
Here’s a thing. Paris Hilton is being sued for not being sufficiently visible in the media. What next? Rob Schneider accused of being too funny? Lars von Trier accused of being too humble? The producers of National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, a gratefully forgotten comedy from 2006, have suggested that the film’s failure was, in part, due to Ms Hilton’s reluctance to do publicity for the movie.
Bryan West, lawyer for Worldwide Entertainment Group, which has since gone bust, told the court: “At no time would she take 10 minutes to do a phone interview.” It’s like suing Mickey Rourke for not being weird enough. And so on.