Put your hands together for the folks who gave rock’n’roll a bad name in 2012
WHAT’S THAT noise? That, readers, is the sound of a lorry dropping off On the Record’s gongs at the front door.
It’s all about looking back in medialand at the moment – looking forward comes next week – so a round of applause, please, for the recipients of OTR’s Gongs Of 2012. Here are the people who gave rock’n’roll a bad name in the past 12 months:
Street Team of the Year (solo)
Glenn Osrin, the examiner.com dude who writes about Bon Jovi.
Street Team of the Year (collective)
Team Breezy. For their desperate attempts to defend nasty, womanbashing thug Chris Brown.
Soap Opera of the Year
The to-ing and fro-ing over the Swedish House Mafia show at the Phoenix Park.
Air Hostess of the Year
The New Rock’n’Roll Of the Year
The reaction to Spotify’s launch in Ireland.
Rave of the Year
National Ploughing Championships.
Twitter Storm in a Teacup of the Year
The most heavily contested category this year. Garbage’s Shirley Manson’s scrap with her fans last month gets the nod.
Bringing Sexy Back Award
The revamped MySpace.
Geography Lesson of the Year
Camden Crawl – for moving London NW1 to Dublin 1 and 2.
Begorrah and Begob of the Year
Mumford & Sons’ video to plug their Galway show.
Closed Venue of the Year
The POD complex.
Open Venue We Wish Was Closed Award
Promoter of the Year
The Event Company, who were forced to cancel the Summer Sessions after The Human League and The Stranglers pulled out when advances weren’t paid.
WTF?of the Year
That Tupac hologram.
Fume of the Year
Steve Wall’s lengthy Arthur’s Day broadside.
Killing the Golden Goose Award
Artists badgering fans and friends about fund-it campaigns.
TV Comedy Gold of the Year
Band of the Year
The Strypes, for making everyone over 20 feel ancient.