McVi­ties Diges­tives - now con­tain­ing kit­tens!

The Irish Times - Friday - The Ticket - - NEWS -

My sis­ter once found a worm in a bag of [redacted] , com­plained to the man­u­fac­tur­ers and was sent a gift voucher for £10. Score! Soon [redacted] were be­ing sent bags filled with all sorts of things by the Freyne house­hold, who know a good thing when they see one, and were soon com­ing down with £10 vouch­ers (“Hyuck, Hyuck!” we said with glee). No such en­trepreneuri­al­ism for the med­i­cal pro­fes­sion­als in this ad, who, when their packet of diges­tives turns out to be filled with dis­gust­ing kit­tens, seem just fine with it. I can tell you now that if this hap­pened in The

Ir­ish Times, man­age­ment would have those kit­tens de­stroyed for health and safety rea­sons. Okay, I’m ly­ing. We’d just eat the kit­tens, thank­ful for the pro­tein. Core mes­sage: Our bis­cuits con­tain kit­tens.

Here are some things I know: Cats al­ways land on their feet. Owls are wise. And if you want to know if some­thing is safe to eat, see if a baby wants to eat it. Yeah, they’re clever lit­tle yokes, ba­bies

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