David­off Cool Wa­ter’s hunky swim­mer

The Irish Times - Friday - The Ticket - - NEWS -

For some rea­son, a top­less hunk goes swim­ming in his slacks after talk­ing about the power of the ocean for a while. “What makes the ocean, makes the man,” he says in­ac­cu­rately, be­cause man is made of guts and bones and the ocean is made of fish tears. Ul­ti­mately, he’s sell­ing a form of smell-good juice called David­off Cool Wa­ter that, if I’ve un­der­stood the ad cor­rectly, works in the sea. Core mes­sage: Our smell-good juice works in the sea

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