Brangelina split

Jamaica Gleaner - - FLAIR -

Brangelina: Here was a split no­body saw com­ing! Or did they? The jury is still out on that based on the mixed re­views af­ter it was re­vealed that ac­tress An­gelina Jolie filed for a di­vorce from fel­low ac­tor Brad Pitt. The rea­son for the split? Still un­known. But there have al­legedly been spec­u­la­tions of al­co­holism and child abuse on the part of Pitt, with Jolie re­quest­ing sole cus­tody of the chil­dren, and giv­ing Pitt su­per­vised vis­i­ta­tion rights, for the health of her fam­ily. My, what a tan­gled web we weave when at first we learn to ... you know the rest. They will go down in his­tory as the first to coin their very own cou­pled name. We will miss Brangelina. Messy di­vorce: hefty sum. Alimony: big bucks. New homes: pretty pent. All the memes trend­ing with the so-called views of Pitt’s ex, Jen­nifer Anis­ton: price­less.

An­gelina Jolie (left) and Brad Pitt.

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