Chris­tians in Kuwait, pre­pare to pay jizya!

Kuwait Times - - FROM THE ARABIC PRESS - By Mo­hammed Al-We­shaihi

Thanks be to Almighty Al­lah that Is­lam now has the coura­geous MP Osama Al-Sha­heen, who led a his­toric bat­tle that should be added to ma­jor con­quests, af­ter he man­aged to de­feat both the govern­ment and the Franks and hoist Is­lam’s flag over Dasma Co-op So­ci­ety to de­fend it!

De­tails of this blessed foray started when Dasma Co-op de­cided to set up a Christ­mas tree on the ad­vent of Christ­mas, which was an at­tempt to in­sult Is­lam and hu­mil­i­ate Mus­lims. This trig­gered the chivalry in the head of knights - Osama Al-Sha­heen - who de­cided to wage war, and thus dug trenches, bid his folks farewell and got ready to sac­ri­fice his soul. He ad­dressed the min­is­ter of so­cial af­fairs and la­bor, ap­par­ently in an an­gry man­ner, which made her, her govern­ment, the Chris­tians in Kuwait and the co-op’s of­fi­cials trem­ble, and they all yielded to his de­mands and re­moved the tree from the land of Mus­lims. This ‘trem­bling’ foray will be long recorded in his­tory.

We will soon be­siege Chris­tians in Kuwait and Dasma Co-op. We will prob­a­bly at­tack it with cat­a­pults and cut food and wa­ter sup­plies till we get its keys and en­ter with cries of Al­lahu Ak­bar, car­ry­ing Is­lamic flags. We may also live to see the day when Chris­tians in Kuwait start pay­ing jizya (tax on non-Mus­lims) in cash or through K-Net.

God bless you, oh coura­geous knight, tree re­mover and oyster split­ter. And God bless such a frag­ile govern­ment that trem­bles with fear at the small­est of threats. May God also bless all those who sup­ported this foray on this blessed land!

God bless such a frag­ile govern­ment that trem­bles with fear at the small­est of threats

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