Christians in Kuwait, prepare to pay jizya!
Thanks be to Almighty Allah that Islam now has the courageous MP Osama Al-Shaheen, who led a historic battle that should be added to major conquests, after he managed to defeat both the government and the Franks and hoist Islam’s flag over Dasma Co-op Society to defend it!
Details of this blessed foray started when Dasma Co-op decided to set up a Christmas tree on the advent of Christmas, which was an attempt to insult Islam and humiliate Muslims. This triggered the chivalry in the head of knights - Osama Al-Shaheen - who decided to wage war, and thus dug trenches, bid his folks farewell and got ready to sacrifice his soul. He addressed the minister of social affairs and labor, apparently in an angry manner, which made her, her government, the Christians in Kuwait and the co-op’s officials tremble, and they all yielded to his demands and removed the tree from the land of Muslims. This ‘trembling’ foray will be long recorded in history.
We will soon besiege Christians in Kuwait and Dasma Co-op. We will probably attack it with catapults and cut food and water supplies till we get its keys and enter with cries of Allahu Akbar, carrying Islamic flags. We may also live to see the day when Christians in Kuwait start paying jizya (tax on non-Muslims) in cash or through K-Net.
God bless you, oh courageous knight, tree remover and oyster splitter. And God bless such a fragile government that trembles with fear at the smallest of threats. May God also bless all those who supported this foray on this blessed land!
God bless such a fragile government that trembles with fear at the smallest of threats