It’s a Weird World

‘Fe­male Ted Cruz’ is mak­ing a porno

Lesotho Times - - Cartoons & Puzzles -

LOS AN­GE­LES — Searcy Hayes, 21-year-old look-alike of United States Reubli­can pres­i­den­tial can­di­date Ted Cruz from Natchez in Mis­sis­sippi, who shot to in­ter­net star­dom af­ter she ap­peared on the Maury Povich show on 19 April 2016, has been of­fered an op­por­tu­nity to ex­ploit her new-found fame by shoot­ing a six-minute adult film video for $10 000 (about M144 841).

Hayes shot to fame af­ter view­ers of the Maury Povich show pointed out she was the fe­male dop­pel­ganger of the GOP pres­i­den­tial can­di­date Ted Cruz. Fol­low­ing her overnight rise to fame, the adult film stream­ing site Xham­ster of­fered a deal she could not re­sist, a con­tract to shoot a six-minute sex tape for the web­site for $10 000.

“We wanted Searcy be­cause overnight she be­came a vi­ral meme,” Xham­ster spokesman Mike Kulich re­port­edly said. “I think a lot of Xham­ster view­ers re­ally wanted to see her in ac­tion.”

Kulich ac­knowl­edged that Xham­ster’s in­ter­est in Hayes was due to the fact that since it was un­likely that Cruz would agree to film a sex video while run­ning for pres­i­dent, a fe­male dop­pel­ganger could be a con­ve­nient stand-in.

Hayes and her 25-year-old boyfriend Fred­die Green, who lives on Sup­ple­men­tary Se­cu­rity In­come (SSI) due to a dis­abil­ity, were ex­cited about the pro­posal and were ready to ful­fill their side of the bar­gain. The cou­ple ap­par­ently has pre­vi­ous experience mak­ing pri­vate sex tapes, ac­cord­ing to the Huff­in­g­ton Post.

And judg­ing from their com­ments, Hayes and Green were ex­cited about what they could do with $10,000.

“I’m fine with it [shoot­ing an adult film] be­cause ev­ery­thing is go­ing to sup­port my fam­ily. I want to get my son what­ever he wants,” Hayes said.

“We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get mar­ried. I never had any­one say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape,’” Green said. — In­quisitr

Searcy Hayes re­sem­bles repub­li­can pres­i­den­tial can­di­date Ted cruz.

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