Green flash (verb): The act of taking off the moment the traffic light turns green thus momentarily outpacing other motorists and making you feel like Vin Diesel in Fast & Furious. For five whole seconds. Cat smile (noun): The fake grin we give our girlfriends when they show us “hilarious” photos of felines from the Internet.
5 MEN CONFESS
What’s the best way a woman has broken up with you?
“With an offer of ‘one for the road’ sex immediately afterwards.” – Jake, 22.
“By text. I knew it was coming.” – Eric, 27.
“At a bar. She knew I’d stay there to drown my sorrows. She called a friend to tell him the news so he’d come and accompany me.” – Mark, 25. “There is no best way.” – Martin, 18. “Delivering a cake to my house with the words ‘sorry, it’s over’. It was delicious.” – Andy, 32.