WHY THE LONG FACE?

CLEO (Malaysia) - - SMART REPORT -

BAR­TENDERS SERVE YOU DRINKS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT WHEN THAT DOESN’T WORK, HERE ARE THE BEST JOKES THEY USE AS BACKUP!

1. A pi­rate walks into a bar with a cap­tain’s wheel crammed down the front of his pants. The bar­tender says, “Why have you got a cap­tain’s wheel crammed down the front of your pants?’ And the pi­rate says, “Arrgh! It’s driv­ing me nuts!” 2. A cow­boy runs into a bar and says to the bar­tender, “Give me 20 shots of your best scotch, quick!” The bar­tender pours out the shots, and the cow­boy drinks them as fast as he can. The bar­tender says, “Wow. I never saw any­body drink that fast.” The cow­boy replies, “Well, you'd drink that fast too if you had what I have.” The bar­tender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?” “Fifty cents!” 3. What do blondes and beer bot­tles have in com­mon? They’re both empty from the neck up. 4. A grasshop­per walks into a bar and the bar­tender says, “Hey, we have a drink named af­ter you!” The grasshop­per looks sur­prised and says, “You have a drink named Steve?” 5. Two men drink in a bar. One man says, “Did you know that beer con­tains fe­male hor­mones?” The other man says, “No. Is that true?” “Yes,” says the first man. “If you drink too much, you start talk­ing crap and drive ter­ri­bly.”

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