THE MALE DICTIONARY
The Hushed Handle ( noun):
the lame nickname every man has for himself but which is justifiably too shy to admit to anyone.
the ability of alcohol to turn grown-up males onto the idea that is an appropriate way for adults to greet each other.
The Fist- Bump High ( noun):
The age at which Angelina Jolie confessed to losing her virginity to her live-in boyfriend.
The number of intimate ideas on the kindu.com app that allows you to match your
erotic desires with those of your
The number of gender registration options being
offered to German parents whose new baby cannot be readily identified as male
The number of products in the Divinextases range of intimate cosmetics from France – think perfumes and balms for recently spanked bottoms – which recently acquired a worldfirst organic accreditation.
The number of couples in an American survey that found money arguments are the top predictor
“A picture of her bed with the message. ‘You. Me. Later.’” – Yves, 23. “A selfie outside Victoria’s Secret with the words, ‘Doing some lunchtime shopping.’” – Evan, 28.
“A screen grab of her empty diary where she said the next 48 hours were just about us.” – Alex, 21. “A photograph of a body part. Actually, two of them.” – Keith, 31. “How much she missed me during a girlie trip. Somehow, it was a massive turn- on” – Andy, 23.