THE MALE DIC­TIONARY

CLEO (Malaysia) - - GUY SPY -

The Hushed Han­dle ( noun):

the lame nick­name ev­ery man has for him­self but which is jus­ti­fi­ably too shy to ad­mit to any­one.

the abil­ity of al­co­hol to turn grown-up males onto the idea that is an ap­pro­pri­ate way for adults to greet each other.

The Fist- Bump High ( noun):

The age at which An­gelina Jolie con­fessed to los­ing her vir­gin­ity to her live-in boyfriend.

600

The num­ber of in­ti­mate ideas on the kindu.com app that al­lows you to match your

erotic de­sires with those of your

part­ner.

3

The num­ber of gen­der reg­is­tra­tion op­tions be­ing

of­fered to Ger­man par­ents whose new baby can­not be read­ily iden­ti­fied as male

or fe­male.

8

The num­ber of prod­ucts in the Divinex­tases range of in­ti­mate cos­met­ics from France – think per­fumes and balms for re­cently spanked bot­toms – which re­cently ac­quired a world­first or­ganic ac­cred­i­ta­tion.

4500

The num­ber of cou­ples in an Amer­i­can sur­vey that found money ar­gu­ments are the top pre­dic­tor

of di­vorce.

“A pic­ture of her bed with the mes­sage. ‘You. Me. Later.’” – Yves, 23. “A selfie out­side Vic­to­ria’s Se­cret with the words, ‘Do­ing some lunchtime shop­ping.’” – Evan, 28.

“A screen grab of her empty di­ary where she said the next 48 hours were just about us.” – Alex, 21. “A pho­to­graph of a body part. Ac­tu­ally, two of them.” – Keith, 31. “How much she missed me dur­ing a girlie trip. Some­how, it was a mas­sive turn- on” – Andy, 23.

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