THE MALE DICTIONARY
Silent sag scream (verb):
the silent howl a man emits when he looks at himself naked one day and realises his testicles are not only subject to gravity but are hanging lower than they did last time he checked.
a cherished memory held by every male as to the record number of times he pleasured himself in the course of a single day. Some have reached double figures.
Self-abuse Olympics (noun):
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The minimum age at which a person can legally work as a prostitute in
The amount, in millions of US dollars, that nonprofit organisation DKT International will spend next year in Pakistan to promote condom use. Their preference is for strawberry
The percentage of respondents in a real estate survey that listed the possibility of overhearing neighbours having sex as their number one reason for not buying a property.
The number of Malaysian students aged 12 to 19 in a survey that found 5.4 per cent had engaged in sexual intercourse.
“The ability to talk to everyone in a room and have them enjoy the experience.” – Mathew, 30. “A woman who knows how to have a good time but still keeps herself elegant and sophisticated.” – Steve 32. “My mum. And let’s be clear on this, I’m not yet ready to date someone like her.” – Tom, 19. “Two words: Anne Hathaway.” – Martin, 23. “Someone who brings out the best in you as a partner.” – Anthony, 28
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