THE MALE DIC­TIONARY

CLEO (Malaysia) - - GUY SPY -

Silent sag scream (verb):

the silent howl a man emits when he looks at him­self naked one day and re­alises his tes­ti­cles are not only sub­ject to grav­ity but are hang­ing lower than they did last time he checked.

a cher­ished mem­ory held by ev­ery male as to the record num­ber of times he plea­sured him­self in the course of a sin­gle day. Some have reached dou­ble fig­ures.

Self-abuse Olympics (noun):

A tablet with an en­hanced au­dio ex­pe­ri­ence to make you go all out crazy with those sick beats – that’s the Len­ovo A1000 for you. This seven-inch palm-sized gad­get that runs on An­droid Jelly Bean 4.1 isn’t just de­signed for ease of mo­bil­ity. In­te­grated with Dolby Dig­i­tal Plus, it’s more like hav­ing a mini home the­atre sound sys­tem in your pocket. With a 1.2 GHz dual-core pro­ces­sor and a built-in stor­age of up to 16GB that can be ex­tended up to 32GB with a mi­cro-SD card, speed and mem­ory are def­i­nitely fea­tures that are not be­ing com­pro­mised. The Len­ovo A1000 re­tails from RM499 and is avail­able in black or white. The num­ber of Amer­i­cans, in mil­lions, who are in re­la­tion­ships but hav­ing no sex

what­so­ever.

16

The min­i­mum age at which a per­son can legally work as a pros­ti­tute in

Switzer­land.

1.2

The amount, in mil­lions of US dol­lars, that non­profit or­gan­i­sa­tion DKT In­ter­na­tional will spend next year in Pak­istan to pro­mote con­dom use. Their pref­er­ence is for strawberry

flavoured.

43

The per­cent­age of re­spon­dents in a real es­tate sur­vey that listed the pos­si­bil­ity of over­hear­ing neigh­bours hav­ing sex as their num­ber one rea­son for not buy­ing a prop­erty.

4500

The num­ber of Malaysian stu­dents aged 12 to 19 in a sur­vey that found 5.4 per cent had en­gaged in sex­ual in­ter­course.

“The abil­ity to talk to ev­ery­one in a room and have them en­joy the ex­pe­ri­ence.” – Mathew, 30. “A woman who knows how to have a good time but still keeps her­self el­e­gant and so­phis­ti­cated.” – Steve 32. “My mum. And let’s be clear on this, I’m not yet ready to date some­one like her.” – Tom, 19. “Two words: Anne Hath­away.” – Martin, 23. “Some­one who brings out the best in you as a part­ner.” – An­thony, 28

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