Leave Your Bits alone
A new form of cosmetic surgery has emerged. It’s called labioplasty and involves, well, making the vagina look “nicer”.
Ladies, before you even think about it, let me tell you, that as a man who has seen a few vaginas in his time, not one of them has been aesthetically unpleasing. Every one has been adorable, inside and out. Do what you will with the pubic hair – I’ve seen mohawks, Brazilians, landing strips, thatch cottages. You may even want to pop a piercing in there if you feel the need, but when scalpels take the place of razors you’ve gone a step too far. If you consider your hoo-hoo unsightly and it is impacting on your self-esteem, by all means look into it (I mean surgery) but there’s not a man whose seen a woman naked and thought “I’m not going near those majora”. What’s apparently driving this trend is erotic material online, where casting directors have a penchant for “neat” female cast members. The idea is that since men are the majority of the viewership, they expect such minimalist genitalia as the norm. I’m here to tell to that this a load nonsense built on foundations of bull. Any man who is privileged enough to get within touching distance of your bits will likely be so thrilled that the last thing on his mind will be symmetry or other supposed considerations. Point is, the temple of delights is exactly that, a sacred space for the chosen few who should approach with appropriate enthusiasm and reverence. What makes this debate even more confusing - to us guys at least - is that you ladies have a remarkably charitable approach to our dangly bits.
Ladies, if you could only be as accepting with your own bodies as you are with those of the men you love, then everyone will be better off.