Who Cares If …
… you hang about the house wearing falsies. It’s your house, your falsies, and your right to look absolutely fabulous at any time of the day!
… your diet consists of chocolate, cupcakes, and cosmopolitans. They make you happy and that’s what’s important.
… the hot guy you just gave your number to didn’t text you. It’s his loss!
… you can’t sing. That’s what showers are for.
… your shoes don’t match. You’re a trendsetter!
… you don’t keep all your New Year’s resolutions. There’s always next year.
... you wear flats to a club. At least you're not in pain at the end of the night
… you have no rhythm. You dance to the beat of your own drum.
… you haven’t waxed your legs. You’re rockin’ that au naturale look!
… you wear your bikini as undies when you’ve run out of clean lingerie. Nobody
has to know.