IIrrefutable proof sexy times aren’t always smooth sailing.
“We’d been out for dinner and when we got to my place he was eagerly undressing me and obviously ‘ready’ for sex. But when I went down on him, he lost his erection completely. No matter what I did, he couldn’t get it back. We then had to have a really uncomfortable conversation about the whole thing.”
“One night I couldn’t find any lube so used the closest thing I had moisturiser. – bronzing When we finished I realised that our inner thighs were a different colour and our sheets were stained brown.”
“I got an eye infection from having sex once. Just as my boyfriend was coming, he pulled out and ejaculated onto my stomach, but some of it actually went further and got in my eye. I didn’t tell the doctor how it had happened, that’s for sure.”
“We were doing ‘ the nutcracker’, where you lie on your back in front of the guy and hook your leg shoulder, over his and I pulled a back muscle. I couldn’t walk for a week!”
“The first night I slept with a guy I’d been seeing, he fell asleep during the deed. Admittedly, night we’d had a big and he was drunk, doze but to actually off?!”