don’t let the good looks fool you, danial is a huge goof ball.
What’s your idea of a perfect date? Wine and dine in a classy restaurant. And a Mexican guy with a moustache playing the guitar in the background. What do you think of selfies? Selfies are out, us-sies are in. I do us-sies. Would you rather be the entertainer or the one who’s entertained? I’d be the entertainer because every time I do so, I feel like Russell Crowe in Gladiator yelling inside the Coliseum “Are you not entertained?” What’s your grooming routine? Shave in the shower, splash on aftershave, spray on deodorant, suit up for work, and finish off with clay through my hair. At some point during this routine I’ll be wasting time looking for socks that match. What is street style to you? Doing a handstand on a skateboard with a gold chain hanging out of my pocket while rapping along to 50 Cent.
What’s an ampersand? Sounds like Viagra to me.