don’t let the good looks fool you, da­nial is a huge goof ball.


What’s your idea of a per­fect date? Wine and dine in a classy restau­rant. And a Mex­i­can guy with a mous­tache play­ing the gui­tar in the back­ground. What do you think of self­ies? Self­ies are out, us-sies are in. I do us-sies. Would you rather be the en­ter­tainer or the one who’s en­ter­tained? I’d be the en­ter­tainer be­cause ev­ery time I do so, I feel like Rus­sell Crowe in Glad­i­a­tor yelling in­side the Coli­seum “Are you not en­ter­tained?” What’s your groom­ing rou­tine? Shave in the shower, splash on af­ter­shave, spray on de­odor­ant, suit up for work, and fin­ish off with clay through my hair. At some point dur­ing this rou­tine I’ll be wast­ing time look­ing for socks that match. What is street style to you? Do­ing a hand­stand on a skate­board with a gold chain hang­ing out of my pocket while rap­ping along to 50 Cent.

What’s an am­per­sand? Sounds like Vi­a­gra to me.

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