Moms Are Great
But there are some things they really should have told us from the start.
1 Don’t tell people, “You’re crazy!” or “That’s not true!” when they compliment you. Learn to accept praise and be admired. You. Are. Amazing.
2 Be a traveller. Be curious, adventurous, and uninhibited.
3 Be a pauper, be a poet, be a pirate! The world is your oyster. Now go knock ‘em dead!
4 It’s okay to get drunk. Or not. Don’t live to please others.
5 Dates are like job interviews. If you don’t get the job, a better one is waiting for you.
6 Make-up is God-sent. Except when you apply them by the truckload. So don’t.
7 One day, a boy will come along and you will fall in love with him. And then he will leave you, but you will not die.
8 You can never go wrong with pizzas. C’mon, everyone loves a pizza!
9 Alone time is good for the soul. Learn to laugh at your own jokes – you are, after all, hilarious.