Must Follow Celeb: @azizansari
This American comedian and actor has a string of deadpan tweets that will have you in stitches!
“Dude from my hotel just brought up a fax while I was blasting Waka Flocka, so I yelled ‘WAKA! FLOCKA! FAX!’ He didn’t seem amused.”
“Just helped out some Japanese strangers in a different booth belt out “I Want it That Way” by Backstreet Boys. Why? Cause I’m a good person.” “Damn. Forgot to hire babies off Craigslist to pose as my fake children in my Christmas card again this year.”
“Found an iPhone. Returning it, but not before I change their ringtone to “Speakers Going Hammer” by SouljaBoy.”
“Left a long “F*** You” voicemail to dude that stole my iPhone. And just sadly realized, only I will end up listening to that voicemail.”
“Tried to find my friend Mario’s contact on iPhone search, accidentally started playing Need a Girl Pt 2 Remix w/MARIO Winans. #Blessed”
Funny man Aziz Ansari got his comedic break doing stand-up in New York City.