YourY*r L+e, Rules! Classes They Should Teach In COL­LEGE

CLEO (Malaysia) - - YOUR LIFE, YOUR RULES! -

It doesn’t mat­ter how many times you’ve read cover to cover, no one’s ever re­ally pre­pared for the pres­sure that come with an in­tern­ship (or, even worse, a psy­cho boss). Wouldn’t it be nice for our pro­fes­sors to have taught us how to bal­ance four iced Amer­i­canos and three laun­dry bags si­mul­ta­ne­ously? Or how to look fresh and alert when, re­ally, we’ve only had two hours of sleep? Don’t let fool you be­cause there’s noth­ing glam­orous about shop­ping for a new pad. Find­ing the per­fect lo­ca­tion, hunt­ing for suit­able house­mates and ne­go­ti­at­ing with your land­lord is a mil­lion times worse than earn­ing ex­tra credit. We don’t know about you, but we’d also re­ally like to have the for­mula to score a re­ally hot neigh­bour, too. So the only com­mit­ted re­la­tion­ship you have now is one with your bot­tle of red wine and Chee­tos. While it re­ally isn’t your fault that ev­ery­one seems in­ter­ested in hump­ing and dump­ing, how nice would it be to know how to nav­i­gate the murky world of dat­ing? Let’s be hon­est, aside from the sig­nal, seat­belt and petrol in­di­ca­tors, what other sym­bols on the dash­board do we re­ally know the func­tions of?

“I’m ready for the real world ... not!”

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