Esquire (Malaysia) - - THE NEW RULES FOR MEN -

rule no. 863: You look 12 per­cent more im­por­tant wear­ing a hands-free head­set.

no. 864: But only when stand­ing.

no. 865: You do not have to re­spond to any e-mail sent af­ter the end of work hours un­til the next work­day morn­ing be­cause you are a hu­man be­ing with a soul.

no. 866: Al­ways ac­cept the for­mer in­tern’s Linkedin re­quest—es­pe­cially from the one with the se­rial-killer hair­cut. (She can’t hurt you there.)

no. 867: No, in­stant-mes­sag­ing does not look like work­ing.

no. 868: But e-mail­ing friends and dates from your work ac­count does.

no. 869: An open-of­fice floor plan is a revo­lu­tion­ary way to en­sure that em­ploy­ees wear head­phones and work silently all day.

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