rule no. 1,084: There is no better way to embarrass a man than to uncover and reveal the contents of his “Gym” playlist.
no. 1,085: “Walking on Sunshine”, huh?
no. 1,086: Nobody cares how many steps you’ve taken today.
no. 1,087: Other things nobody cares about: your WOD at your local Crossfit box, your BMI, your 10K splits, how real and authentic your disease-ridden gym is, what everyone else could be doing better at the gym.
no. 1,088: Any workout that allows you to read a book or complete a puzzle on your ipad while said workout is occurring is not actually a workout.