Black Pussy Directed by Quentin Tarantino
We are about to be introduced to the legend. We see blood drip off a katana. There is a beat-up car in the aftermath of a big kung-fu and cowboy Mexican standoff. Jenhan, played by Samuel L Jackson walks up to the trunk of the car and opens it. There is a person tied up and gagged in it and it is most likely Christoph Waltz. Jenhan speaks to the bloody trunk.
JENHAN Have you heard the parable of the black cat and the dragon? See, the black cat lets you notice it but it reveals nothing else. Think of the last black cat you saw. Try it muthaf***a.
(beat) You know nu’thing. No, you do not. So one day, this black cat appears. It says its hello, hi, whatever the f**k it says, and then the next moment it’s gone. You don’t ever see the same black cat twice. But you know it’s real. Oh, it’s there.
(beat) The dragon on the other hand, it doesn’t exist. Rebecca’s like a black cat. And you... Jenhan pulls out a handgun and shoots five bullets into the trunk. Five jet streams of blood gush out onto his face. JENHAN (CONT’D) …are a dragon. END (“Misirlou” or some other surf-rock track plays)