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Our favourite co­me­di­ans share what it takes to be a great dad.

Ig­nore ’Em

“Par­ents are burn­ing kids out on struc­ture. I think all chil­dren should have three hours of day­dream­ing ev­ery day. Just day­dream­ing. . . If you want to know how you can help your chil­dren: Leave them the f**k alone!” —Ge­orge Car­lin

Ac­cept That You’ll Em­bar­rass Them

“I think ev­ery kid thinks their dad is goofy. Even Johnny Depp’s kid must be like, ‘Oh god, my dad with those freakin’ scarves. This isn’t a pi­rate ship; it’s a su­per­mar­ket, Dad.’” —Judd Apa­tow

Be Your Own Man

“I’m not ‘Mom’s as­sis­tant.’ That’s de­press­ing, just wait­ing for her to write you a list, walk­ing around a store star­ing at it, and call­ing her from the ce­real aisle to make sure you got the right thing. Be a man. Make your own list.” —Louis C.K.

Cel­e­brate Their Achieve­ments

“My dad would treat spell­ing bees like ath­letic events. I’m in the mid­dle of spell­ing some shit, all I heard was ‘Al­ri­i­i­ight. Yeeeeeah! My son’s spell­ing the shit out of these moth­erf**king words!’” —Kevin Hart

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