(tV2, astro ch 102 / HypptV ch 102, 10pm) today, tV2 is showing two clive Owen period movies back to back. Like Nicolas cage, Owen is also trying to take over the world. this version of the King arthur mythology claims to be the most “realistic” ever filmed. there are historical accuracies and political intrigue that were never included in past versions. In this retelling, it seems that arthur and his Knights Of the round table work for the roman empire. yes, it’s as screwy as Johndiesattheend. We can pray for a special appearance by the Knights Who Say Ni, but let’s not get our hopes up.