Mini haha

The Star Malaysia - Star2 - - Living -

What is the dif­fer­ence be­tween a man and a dog? One wears trousers, the other pants.

What did the book say to the li­brar­ian?

“Can I take you out?”

Where does Fri­day come be­fore Thurs­day?

In the dic­tio­nary.

Why did the girl tear the cal­en­dar?

Be­cause she wanted to take a month off. What kind of cloth­ing does a pet dog wear?

A pet­ti­coat.

What hap­pens when two oxen bump into each other? You have an ox­i­dant (ac­ci­dent).

Why were the in­ven­tors of the air­plane cor­rect in think­ing they could fly?

Be­cause they were the Wright (right) broth­ers.

Source: The Big­gest Rid­dle Book In The World/TNS

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