8tv, Astro Ch 708, HyppTV Ch 108, 8.30pm Friends Thongs and Octopus evade security guards in a hospital, having stolen money and cancer medication from the safe (they really should be jailed for their harebrained stunts alone!). Meanwhile at the same hospital, a newborn baby to the wealthy Lee family is snatched by Max, the mother’s ex-boyfriend. The security guards give chase, forgetting about the burglars and managing to nab the kidnapper on an escalator. Following a violent struggle, Max and the baby fall over the side. Thongs manages to catch the baby while Max plummets to his death. While the guards are distracted, Thongs and Octopus leave with the baby, hoping to extort a ransom for the baby. I hope they get their comeuppance, this terrible duo. Starring: Jackie Chan, Louis Koo, Gao Yuanyuan.