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What is a tick­lish subject? The study of feathers.

What is the dirt­i­est word in the world? Pol­lu­tion.

What is the per­fect cure for dan­druff? Bald­ness.

What did the den­tist say to the golfer? “You have a hole-in-one.”

What is free speech?

When you can use some­one else’s tele­phone.

Why was the Lone Ranger poor?

Be­cause he was al­ways say­ing, “I owe (heigh-ho) Sil­ver!”

Who is Count Drac­ula’s favourite per­son on a base­ball team? The bat boy.

Source: The Big­gest Rid­dle Book In The World/TNS

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