What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
He blasts off.
What do people do in a clock factory? They make faces all day.
Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted sweet dreams.
Why do scientists look for things twice? Because they research everything. What person can jump higher than a house?
Anyone. A house can’t jump.
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.
What did the wig say to the head? “I’ve got you covered.” Source: The Biggest Riddle Book In The World/TNS
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