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The Star Malaysia - Star2 - - Family -

What does an as­tro­naut do when he gets an­gry?

He blasts off.

What do peo­ple do in a clock fac­tory? They make faces all day.

Why did the girl put sugar un­der her pil­low?

She wanted sweet dreams.

Why do scientists look for things twice? Be­cause they re­search ev­ery­thing. What per­son can jump higher than a house?

Any­one. A house can’t jump.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

What did the wig say to the head? “I’ve got you cov­ered.” Source: The Big­gest Rid­dle Book In The World/TNS

Elena Shreeya Vasu, 7

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