What is a dentist’s office? A filling station.
What did one girl calendar say to the other girl calendar? “I have more dates than you do.”
What do you call a person who looks over your shoulder while you are eating at the lunch counter?
What is purple and conquered the world? Alexander the Grape.
When do monster mothers receive gifts? On Mummy’s Day.
What person watches the stars? A movie fan.
What did the chicken say when it was put in the pot?
“Boy, am I in hot water!”
What is a prizefighter’s favorite drink? Punch.
Source: The Biggest Riddle Book In The World/ TNS
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