Overheard in the playground
There’s a bone in my fish.
Dad, what are calories?
‘Mum, can you see me?’ Mum replies, ‘No honey, where are you?’ Kid giggles.
My teacher teach me and then I forgot it.
Mum and kid looking at another family holding a baby: Kid, ‘Mum, where do kids come from?’ Mum, ‘From a woman’s stomach’ Kid puts ear on Mum’s stomach and says, ‘Hello?’
Mum & Son riding the swing together: Son, ‘Thank god my teacher doesn’t go to the playground’ Mum, ‘Why?’ Son, ‘Cause then she’ll give me homework’.
While playing the see-saw Mum asks, ‘You like the seesaw huh?’ Kid replies, ‘Ya, it’s so fun! But mummy, why are you always down?’
Two kids in a talent show, singing and dancing to music. One kid starts dancing faster and when the music stops, turns to his friend ‘I won!’