Over­heard in the play­ground

Time Out Malaysia Kids - - News -

I want to be high.

Kid 1: I like the smell of nat­u­ral gas. Kid 2: You mean like farts?

Mummy, what’s my su­per­power?

Kid: Where’s naughty grandma? Adult: You’re sup­posed to say ‘Where’s beau­ti­ful grandma?’ Kid: Where’s beau­ti­ful poo poo grandma?

(While play­ing Minecraft) Kid: Look mum! I’m grow­ing fields of weed. Mum: What?! Oh, you mean wheat? Kid: That’s what I said!

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