Overheard in the playground and news for parents
The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in the playground Eight-year-old stuck in a traffic jam: Mummy, I know what to get you for your next birthday! Mum: What? Eight-year-old: Adult toys! They have toys for adults! I just read a sign on the traffic light… what are adult toys? Ten-year-old ( looking at the McDonald’s menu): It’s like a double Big Mac… but kind of triple. Seven-year-old after calling an auntie by the wrong name: I get so confused with so many ladies! 14-year-old: I’m too lazy to say ‘ewwwww’ so it’s just ‘eh’. Adult: Why do you like Honey Stars? Three-year-old: Darth Vader eats Honey Stars.