The most ridiculous things we’ve overheard in the playground
I play these sort of games because sometimes, I just want to kill peasants.
[When there’s no electricity] The house has no battery.
Honda plus Hyundai is Hyunda!
Is the Genting hotel in Cameron Highlands?
I lost my cake.
Mum: What’s your new high score let mummy record it! Four-year-old: Wait, I have to die first.
Have you seen ‘Frozen’? What is an ‘Olaf’?
I don’t know pizza math.
Are minions fruit?! Then why are they in Tic Tac?