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Manawatu Standard - - Comment & Opinion -

❚ Pam, the line in the sand makes the kids think of the beach.

❚ ‘‘Grant’s gar­den’’ ex Awa­puni Tav­ern site is a real dis­grace to this city. Vis­i­tors along Pi­o­neer much won­der what they have struck. Tony

❚ Come on Hansen, stop pro­tect­ing SBW. If he’s too ar­ro­gant or what­ever to learn the rules, stop pick­ing him. Could have cost ABS that game.

❚ I think we can thank John Key for the good out­come of the TPP deal, as it was he that did most of the spade­work.

❚ Pam, me­thinks your at­tempt at hu­mour may be lost on Pike River Mine fam­i­lies. Bit be­low the belt, con­sid­er­ing the grief still be­ing ex­pe­ri­enced.

❚ I can’t for the life of me imag­ine the lo­cal alkies pe­rus­ing the Count­down flyer for the best buy this week. But I did no­tice pages of cheap junk food for those who pre­fer sugar and fat.

❚ Where can you see a cir­cus per­for­mance and mup­pet show both for free? By sit­ting in the pub­lic gallery at Par­lia­ment. Se­cret Squir­rel

❚ I’ve got a fat gut. It’s been al­most a year since I’ve ex­er­cised my butt off. Prob­lem is, I’ve still got a fat gut and I’m now un­bal­anced and keep fall­ing for­wards.

❚ How long has SBW been play­ing rugby? Dumb.

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