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❚ Pam, the line in the sand makes the kids think of the beach.
❚ ‘‘Grant’s garden’’ ex Awapuni Tavern site is a real disgrace to this city. Visitors along Pioneer much wonder what they have struck. Tony
❚ Come on Hansen, stop protecting SBW. If he’s too arrogant or whatever to learn the rules, stop picking him. Could have cost ABS that game.
❚ I think we can thank John Key for the good outcome of the TPP deal, as it was he that did most of the spadework.
❚ Pam, methinks your attempt at humour may be lost on Pike River Mine families. Bit below the belt, considering the grief still being experienced.
❚ I can’t for the life of me imagine the local alkies perusing the Countdown flyer for the best buy this week. But I did notice pages of cheap junk food for those who prefer sugar and fat.
❚ Where can you see a circus performance and muppet show both for free? By sitting in the public gallery at Parliament. Secret Squirrel
❚ I’ve got a fat gut. It’s been almost a year since I’ve exercised my butt off. Problem is, I’ve still got a fat gut and I’m now unbalanced and keep falling forwards.
❚ How long has SBW been playing rugby? Dumb.