GULLIBLE’S TRAVELS: THINGS I WOULD BELIEVE IF SOMEONE TOLD ME
7% That all the top fashion designers get together once a year and go, “OK, this year it’s pineapples.”
12% By the time my kids have kids, smacking, bed without dinner and cod liver oil will be the parenting fads.
20% That one day, bunting will fall out of favour and the
knowledge of generations of artisanal triangle cutters will be lost.
29% That virtual reality has considerably better graphics than actual reality.
32% This wall decal will totally come off without ruining the paint.