Haiku

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If mom jeans are cool

Are these skinny jeans I’m in the new lame mom jeans? —

If you can’t win it,

Shut down the ar­gu­ment with Laugh-cry emoji

Mock him all you like

But Colin Craig is merely In it for de­fame

Yes, the rental’s cold

And rat-in­fested, but I’ve Made my Ps with it

— The Hand­maid’s Tale is Ob­vi­ously chill­ing but Those robes look comfy

Al­dous Hard­ing please Won’t you sing at my wed­ding My wed­ding to you

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