FINALISTS

Theresa May: “Right’s so much more comfortable, don’t you think?” – Clarke

Isaacs, Dunedin Jacinda Ardern: “Of course we’ll take the UK as a New Zealand colony.”

– Kaylene Wright, Hamilton May: “Macron taught me: you put your thumb right over the top and then squeeze as hard as you can.”

– Miranda Struthers, Wellington May: “Don’t forget to fasten your seat belt when the Duke drives you back.”

– Ray Moore, Tauranga John Key, from the side: “A handshake? Wait for me!” – Leoni

Bucket, Lake Hayes May: “Deal. The loser gets chauffeured home by Prince Philip.” – Tim Cross, Nelson Ardern: “For goodness’ sake, Theresa, get a grip!” – Steve Godsiff, Timaru May: “It’s a deal – you take Jeremy and I’ll take Winston.” – Alan Petrie,

Te Anau Ardern: “May the farce be with you.”

– PM Lynch, Upper Hutt