GASH GORE

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In what is hands down one of the gross­est gash gore in­juries that we have had come in dur­ing the run­ning of this com­pe­ti­tion. We had to won­der whether Taranaki’s Cole Baker had not in fact been cast into the fourth in­stal­ment of ‘The Hang­over’ per­haps ‘The Kuta Chap­ter’. So far the Wolf­pak has got lose in Las Ve­gas, Bangkok and Mex­ico so why not Bali? Any­way if you’ve ever been to a party in any of th­ese cities you’ll know that there can be some pretty messed up in­di­vid­u­als and some have no lim­its. So here we had a quiet unas­sum­ing char­ac­ter in Cole from New Ply­mouth mind­ing his own busi­ness hav­ing a harm­less chat to some good look­ing lady when all of a sud­den this mis­guided in­di­vid­ual, tak­ing ex­cep­tion comes fly­ing across from no where and bites his nose off. With all hell break­ing loose and the guy then spit­ting out Cole’s nose, some help­ful peo­ple kindly picked up the loose nose and put it in a gin glass and rushed Cole to hos­pi­tal, where he spent four days un­der­go­ing sev­eral rounds of surgery to re at­tach the nose and graft skin onto it, now home he still has another round of surgery to tidy up the ap­pear­ance of each nos­tril. Cole would like to make a big shout out to a band of idiot mates that kept him en­ter­tained while in the hos­pi­tal and at the same time apol­o­gise to the girl that was shar­ing his room for their be­hav­iour and a big thank you to his boy “Roar hide” for tak­ing care of ev­ery­thing LEG­END! And reck­ons “Thank god for travel insurance if you dont have it your an idiot!”. Think you've got the goods for the next is­sue and want a shot at the Skull Candy head­phones. Show us your wor­thy gash and we'll be the judge. Send clear hi-res jpegs to cory@nz­surf­mag.co.nz, and put Skullcandy-gash­gore in the sub­ject field.

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