The List: 21 thoughts we have at Christ­mas

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2. These toys will spend 12 hours in the Santa Sack and the rest of the year

clut­ter­ing up the house… 3.Should I just get the kids an iPad

and be done with it?

4. Where do su­per­mar­kets keep the cran­berry sauce?

5. Please let the Deutz be on spe­cial.

6. I’m not eat­ing fruit mince pies this year, to­tal calo­rie bomb.

7. Then again… carbs don’t count at this time of year.

8. I could never be friends with some­one who doesn’t like Love Ac­tu­ally.

9. Aww, Alan Rick­man, RIP.

10. Will the kids no­tice this is the same wrap­ping pa­per Santa used?

11. All this food and a new bikini... that’s a cruel com­bi­na­tion.

12. I hope no­body in the of­fice sug­gests we do Se­cret Santa.

13. Not Michael Bublé again.

14. Have I be­come the Grinch who stole Christ­mas?

15. Get­ting that carpark was my Christ­mas mir­a­cle.

16. I won­der if my other half got that hint I dropped about the ear­rings.

17. Is it self­ish that I’m think­ing mostly about my­self?

18. We’re go­ing to need a rainy day op­tion.

19. Please don’t let it rain.

20. Did I take the price tag off be­fore I wrapped this?

21. Yay, Snoopy’s Christ­mas!

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