Boring technology getting in the way of music and movies
iPods failing to sync, forgotten Apple passwords, Netflix freezing... Bring back the turntable and the typewriter.
Any homeowner banging on about Millennials needing to toughen up and save harder
You are the official definition of an idiot.
Anyone who talks to you – shop assistants, hairdressers, beggars, charity collectors, waxers
Yes we have plans for the weekend but we just don’t want to go into it, OK?
OK, we get that expensively maintained eyebrows are the beauty breakthrough of the decade, but no need to channel The Joker.