Those scammers who ring your landline claiming they’ll fix your “windows” problem.
There’s all sorts of entertainment to be had with these people.
Good clean fun with a syringe full of our favourite drug (sugar).
Now available at Countdown, a whole bulb of garlic in one convenient clove. Nature is really catching on to modern convenience.
Not replacing your dated furniture
Yes that sofa screams 2001 but you know in just 4-5 shortsho years it will be bonab fide vintage and thus cool again.