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A po­lice of­fi­cer is re­port­edly re­cov­er­ing af­ter a close en­counter with an amorous woman out­side a Kaita¯ia bar. The woman, who might have been in­tox­i­cated, made a bee line for the of­fi­cer’s crotch, whilst pro­fess­ing in­stant at­trac­tion, her tar­get flee­ing to the safety of a pa­trol car, lock­ing the doors be­hind him. His fel­low con­sta­ble said he would have re­moved him from the scene more quickly than he did had he not been laugh­ing so much he couldn’t drive.

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