SNAIL MAIL BLUES
So, those of us who do not own cars and cellphones and the internet, must now receive physical letters in our mailboxes only three times a week.
Good. So, how about all car owners, cellphone users and internet users only using your cellphones and the internet three days a week also. [That will] let you know how we feel about it all. It’s because of you our mail deliveries are less now.
Lots of you don’t bother to reply to physical letters with written physical replies because you are so busy zooming around in your late model cars with cellphones and music strapped to your ears.
Didn’t they teach you at school how to reply to letters?